Bad Pet Portrait

Listen, I'm not trying to get down on myself. I know that I'm a decent illustrator. But animals are HARD to DRAW. They're hard! They've got all sorts of weird limbs that bend in strange ways. Their faces are expressive but the features are arranged in odd configurations. Capturing that expressivity is famously difficult. So I'm getting ahead of it by telling you that, yes, I will draw your pet – but when you make this purchase you are launching a binding contract in which you can't get mad about how bad the pet portrait is.

Bold! I know. I'm hoping twenty of you will look at the examples here and decide that you're down for that level of animal-drawing proficiency. God bless you, every twenty.

Be sure to include your email when you check out, because i'll be reaching out to request photos of your beloved pet. I don't discriminate! Want me to draw the millipede that lives in your bedroom and eats all the baddie bugs? I'll do that I don't give a shit